OMR EARTHQUAKZ, plz no spitting, brb moving to somalia

Posted on July 30th, 2008 by 655321.
Categories: chatz.

7-29-08

  • not much went on in the morning. i’m taking the first hour or 2 i’m awake to update my blog.
  • lol King_Alf has never used an RSS feed.
  • he was glad jdh wasn’t around so he could bitch about windows and how that stupid notice comes up saying that there are unused icons on the desktop.
  • skooma came in.
  • 29/07/2008    14:43:09    anonymous    OMR OMROMEROMEROEM
    29/07/2008    14:43:13    anonymous    EARTHQUAKE
    29/07/2008    14:43:17    anonymous   
    29/07/2008    14:43:39    King_Alf    no shit?  I didn’t feel anything
    29/07/2008    14:44:01    anonymous    dude it was big down here
  • Kenny showed up. he said King_Alf should have a reuben for lunch. he always says that. i said chinese chicken salad.
  • 29/07/2008    14:55:36    Kenny    horse cock
    29/07/2008    14:55:52    King_Alf    with bacon?
    29/07/2008    14:56:25    King_Alf    If horse cock was the only option, I know I’d rather have it with some bacon
  • my kitty barfed all over the patio sometime in the night. NO kenny, john did not get it drunk. 
  • jdh came in and asked if i felt the earthquake and if my house collapsed. i said no, i don’t live in a straw house like the 3 little pigs.
  • then King_Alf wouldn’t shut up about how i got the character he was doing from Princess Bride wrong, so i changed the blog to reflect it.
  • jen showed up and checked to make sure i wasn’t dead. i wasn’t.
  • then we talked about the critical mass thread and how njkeating keeps saying ppl at pw are ok with spitting but never actually spits out name as to who they are.
  • xavier asked about which chat we were talking about in the earthquake thread but never came in.
  • the news said my house is gonna go up in a fireball cuz of gas leaks. OMR EARTHQUAKZ
  • we lol’d about how CNN was freaking out way more about the quake than those of us who actually experienced it.
  • we found out why jdh is so anti-god lately
  • 29/07/2008    15:41:35    jdh    god touched my penis as a young boy
    29/07/2008    15:44:13    jdh    god raped me 3 days ago
    29/07/2008    15:47:14    jdh    santa flashed me when i was 3
    29/07/2008    15:47:40    jdh    the easter bunny shoved eggs down my throat
    29/07/2008    15:47:52    jdh    the tooth fairy raped me with her wand
  • meatwad showed up still drunk from last night. jen said he wouldn’t have a problem if he’d just smoked a bowl instead. good point.
  • yes jdh, bananas are good.
  • lol fat ppl falling down stairs is funny. Skooma said the earthquake sounded like someone upstairs fell.
  • kenny started on his first Lovecraft book. he said it’s the darkest he’s ever read. by ‘first’ i hope he meant first of the ones he just bought, not like first one ever.
  • i missed ^_^. she wasn’t by all day monday cuz stupid jason & her got into it sunday night in chat. she would’ve found my matt mcconahoney story funny.
  • jen didn’t find my suggestion that her & rich change their lives for when we visit to be funny. well maybe funny but she still didn’t wanna do it.
  • then kenny, King_Alf and jen talked about pictures, cameras, filters and photoshop for a while.
  • 29/07/2008    16:26:36    anonymous    guys aftershock knocked the desk over on me
    29/07/2008    16:26:41    anonymous    send for hjalp
    29/07/2008    16:26:52    jdh    omgz
    29/07/2008    16:26:54    jdh    r u srs
    29/07/2008    16:26:59    anonymous   
  • then MattC showed up worried about me dying in the earthquake.
  • Skooma had his last driving lesson today.
  • then we talked about tennis shoes. MattC requires his shoes to be metrosexual.
  • josh showed up. he was having problems getting to this site cuz he forgot to add the - between. and he’s having other problems too but those are gross.
  • chat crashed a few times for a couple minutes.
  • alex showed up. he had a job interview that day at circuit city. it’s nothing great but it’s $ for now.
  • jen posted this thread at pw about how Somalia is doing pretty good for not having a govt. of course, everyone ignored it.
  • 29/07/2008    17:47:27    anonymous    OMFR BRB MOVING TO SOMALIA
    29/07/2008    17:47:29    anonymous    In the Xeer, law and crime are defined in terms of property rights; consequently the criminal justice system is compensatory rather than the punitive system of the majority of states, and the Xeer is “unequivocal in its opposition” to any form of taxation.
  • jdh finds his dog annoying cuz it barks all the time.
  • 29/07/2008    18:11:48    King_Alf    apparently shrimp burritos put me to sleep like a big turkey dinner
  • poor jdh said he’s probably gonna have to spend a shitload on textbooks. we told him to either dload what he can, buy used or see if his college library rents them hourly like Skooma’s does.
  • 29/07/2008    18:24:27    jdh    one of the books i need is Peacocks, Chameleons, Centaurs: Gay Suburbia and the Grammar of Social Idenity
    29/07/2008    18:24:35    jdh    GAY AGENDAS
    29/07/2008    18:24:50    josh    lol college
  • OH HAPPY DAY!!! ^_^ showed up.
  • lol rich showed up and told alex his taste in emotes sucks. then he erased the huge, ugly ones alex added.
  • then him & King_Alf talked computer junk.
  • BEST PART EVER- rich made :omr: =
  • 29/07/2008    19:21:43    Alf    when I was young, we had to draw emotes with a pen that had no ink and walk them to the recipient through 6 miles of snow with no shoes on
    29/07/2008    19:21:54    Alf    and we liked it
    29/07/2008    19:21:58    Rich    lol
  • OMFR 29/07/2008    19:53:43    Alf    her eye was hurt, and she went to go put more salt in it
  • if King_Alf means what i think of when i hear that, I’m gonna marry him!!
  • jdh bought some textbooks, josh says fatima is still on vacation, jen continues to troll texas.
  • josh wonders why girls have small baby hands.
  • 29/07/2008    20:47:55    ^_^    why?  do you want us to have big man hands josh?  :hmm:
    29/07/2008    20:48:14    ^_^    I’M CALLING YOU OUT, CLOSET HOMO
    29/07/2008    20:48:21    josh   
    29/07/2008    20:48:34    ^_^   
    29/07/2008    20:48:42    josh    i pretend to like girls because men don’t want me either
    29/07/2008    20:48:52    ^_^    awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww 
  • then we helped jdh figure out how to make his itouch into a disk storage and talked about how we like other mp3 players more than ipod. jdh is really into how things look in addition to functionality. he did think my sansa was pretty.
  • 29/07/2008    23:58:34    anonymous    this one reminds me of like a gangser
    29/07/2008    23:58:41    anonymous    like the italian kind
    29/07/2008    23:58:49    Jen   
    29/07/2008    23:58:53    anonymous    he’s all ’so yous gots my money?>
    29/07/2008    23:58:58    Jen    racist

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don’t wanna mess with no reefer addicts, prepared to be smited jdh, mexi pwns jason

Posted on July 29th, 2008 by 655321.
Categories: chatz.

7-28-08

  • lol i wish i knew who this person who keeps beating kenny for first post was.
  • 28/07/2008    10:20:19    up yours Kenny    1st post biatches!!!
    28/07/2008    10:20:36    Maverick    K
    28/07/2008    10:20:48    Maverick    Can I kick you now since you’ve achieved your life goal?
  • jen got back from her family reunion.
  • she likes the new theme for the site. i’m gonna add her cool storm pic and one from this cool flickr acct. i made a background for jason cuz he was being super annoying on sunday.
  • i wished King_Alf a happy Systems Admin Day. it was created by some guy from Chicago.
  • then he started talking like Wesley from the Princess Bride.
  • i had this awesome idea. alex is gonna see if it is possible. but since i own this domain, i wanna do something where other ppl can have their own individual blogs on it. same thing as wordpress & blogspot but it’d be fascist-utopia.com instead.
  • 28/07/2008    12:36:02    King_Alf    yea, you’re going to have a tough time disolving hard cinnamon grounds into anything but industrial acid
    28/07/2008    12:36:13    King_Alf    and don’t drink that.
    28/07/2008    12:36:44    anonymous    k i’ll write that down, sounds important
  • Rich said him and jen smoke like it’s going out of style, so i might not like staying with them. I told him i’m used to smoke, i just don’t like it but as long as i’m not chained to his side 24/7, it’ll be fine.
  • i said i should be all ‘oh ur not gonna go smoke outside??’ while i’m visiting.
  • lol then we talked about reefer addicts and Back To The Future.
  • 28/07/2008    12:41:41    King_Alf    Mary Jane: “Swear on this banana-split that you don’t ‘do marijuana’”
  • poor King_Alf. Airbo flaked on their hike this wkend. i really wish i’d had enough money to go see the mst3k guys do Plan 9. i hate when they say something only cost one price and then by the end, they’ve tacked on an extra $15-20 in ‘fees’.
  • his work was having a company bbq and he couldn’t go away for lunch.
  • Morcova, skooma & alex all showed up. they are in love with these new emotes Alex added. meh, my screen blows and it just looks like dark colored blobs to me. plus, i don’t play w/e game they are from.
  • Alex said he’s gonna look into the hosting blogs dealie. should be easy enough to do he said.
  • 28/07/2008    13:55:09    anonymous    so then like if say ^_^ wanted her own blog on my site, it’d work?
    28/07/2008    13:55:26    King_Alf    not for her, but anyone else yea
    28/07/2008    13:55:42    King_Alf    the blog doesn’t like ^_^ for racial reasons
  • King_Alf left to supervise the cooking outside.
  • Skooma hates Pride & Prejudice. I just loved it cuz it was so witty, great characters and she really seems to capture the times of which she was writing.
  • meatwad came in. he just bought a hookah.
  • then everyone talked about Ministry and industrial music.
  • i left to go shopping cuz stupid scribefire was annoying the crap out of me and alex’s advice is “I think self education is very important”. oh go to hell.
  • King_Alf returned from his bbq very disappointed. whoever did the catering said they were a bbq place but the couldn’t even make decent ribs.
  • jdh is still going over some book this family friend gave him about why athiests are wrong. it’s providing lolz for me. i told him he should’ve just told her thanks but no thanks, you really can’t argue with ppl like her. plus, i find it really offensive when ppl bother you about ur personal beliefs. the kid doesn’t believe in god, who cares? it’s his life! i really hate being associated with those types just cuz i’m religious too.
  • 28/07/2008    17:33:52    jdh    well good thing the actual jesus and god dont exist or id get smited right now
    28/07/2008    17:34:48    King_Alf    I have smiting powah.  Be afeared.
    28/07/2008    17:34:56    anonymous    PREPARE FOR SMITATION
    28/07/2008    17:34:58    anonymous   
    28/07/2008    17:35:05    jdh   
  • gah, it’s so annoying when ppl call their shoes ‘kicks’. those ppl should be skinned alive. King_Alf asked if he could still refer to his feet as ‘dogs’ and i said yes.
  • jen’s brother still hasn’t found a place to move yet and he has to be out of his apt by the 30th. she had fun at the family reunion and said her dad likes his new job.
  • OMR DISASTER. I was almost done updating and i hit the mouse wrong and it erased all my work!!! at that point, i just gave up for the day.
  • then MaineGOP showed up looking for rich or jen. she wasn’t around atm but he kept flooding till chat kicked him. 28/07/2008    18:33:12    MAineGOP    MAineGOP quit (kicked from My room by noflood)
  • then i told jdh he should wait to start a blog on my domain rather than wordpress or blogspot. nobody ever listens to me.
  • then jen came in but maine was gone. then maine came back but jen was gone. this went on for like 10min.
  • then we lol’d about Matt McConaughey’s description of what was going on while his gf was in labor.    “We found a great rhythm,” McConaughey tells OK! magazine in a lucrative (for him, at least) cover story about his girlfriend, Camila Alves, giving birth to baby Levi. “Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music.”
  • omr that’s hilarious. ^_^ wasn’t around to share that with.
  • jason still hasn’t heard back yet about getting the apt.
  • DAMN KENNY AND HIS CORRECTING HIS TYPOS!!!!!!
  • 28/07/2008    18:54:07    anonymous    BITE ME HOMELESS STARVING ASSHOLE
    28/07/2008    18:54:11    anonymous   
    28/07/2008    18:54:17    Jason   
    28/07/2008    18:54:20    anonymous    at least i got food & a house
    28/07/2008    18:54:31    anonymous    MEXICAN PWNS U
  • then jason & kenny wouldn’t shut up about Freakazoid.
  • alex drew a penis on my face cuz kenny said i drank too much.
  • 28/07/2008    19:00:03    Maverick    uses Darc to ride in HOV lane
    28/07/2008    19:00:30    Kenny    draws ‘cock goes hurr’ with an arrow on the small of Darcy’s back pointing down.
  • then everyone said i was super old and didn’t get my period anymore. then kenny said i was pregnant and hormonal. alex can’t believe that i don’t want kids. BELIEVE IT.
  • josh came in. he went to see Batman with his granma. she had her eyes covered most the time. awww.
  • KENNY IS DIZZY
  • the internets was working slow for most of us.
  • 28/07/2008    20:23:30    josh    ur interbutt is borke
  • then we talked about how lame Time magazine is and why forcing ppl to volunteer in some sort of national service is slavery. of course, kenny thinks it’s a great idea.
  • then kenny, maxx, jdh & josh argued about it.

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ROBERT LOGGIA, texas stfu already, poor jason no really he’s poor :cry:

Posted on July 29th, 2008 by 655321.
Categories: chatz.

yeah, yeah, i’m lagging.

7-23-08

  • King_Alf thinks pepsi is way better than coke. i disagree. don’t drink pepsi for like 2wks and then try it. it’s disgustingly sweet compared to coke.
  • 23/07/2008    13:24:39    anonymous    ‘R’ as in Robert Loggia
    23/07/2008    13:24:57    anonymous    ‘O’ as in oh my god, it’s Robert Loggia
    23/07/2008    13:25:28    anonymous    ‘B’ as in I can’t believe it’s Robert Loggia
    23/07/2008    13:25:57    anonymous    ‘E’ as in look everyone, it’s Robert Loggia
    23/07/2008    13:26:09    anonymous    ‘R’ as in Robert Loggia
    28/07/2008    09:44:00    anonymous    ‘T’ as in thanks, King_Alf, for ruining this streak about Robert Loggia
  • Skooma showed up. he has a date next wk with his bff’s ex from high school.
  • I’m still having problems with that tunebite installation. but i found a version where i don’t have to c/p the LAME folder and it should work.
  • 23/07/2008    13:55:16    Skooma    Jalapenos have salmonella all of sudden
    23/07/2008    13:55:30    Skooma   Mexicans everywhere let out a collective “AI YI YI!”
  • lol, jdh’s spell checker is saying that ‘jalapenos’ should be ‘galapagos’. custom_facepalm
  • jdh said he’s gonna go tan after this girl picks up the birthday card he made. for her boyfriend. in the navy. OMR GAY AGENDA ISN’T EVEN WAITING FOR JDH TO REACH COLLEGE!!! custom_shakefist
  • jen said the simpson’s movie sucked. custom_shooting i thought it was funny.
  • she just shaved rich’s head. King_Alf suggested he go for the extreme clean shaven look and remove all body hair, including eyebrows.
  • they were trying to find doctors rich could see about his leg infection but they were all booked and told him to just go to the ER.
  • then we talked about how ER’s are crazy expensive out here in CA.
  • 23/07/2008    15:30:29    Skooma    We should socialise it
    23/07/2008    15:31:31    anonymous    cuz the govt runs shit so awesomely efficient
    23/07/2008    15:31:34    anonymous    custom_thumbup
    23/07/2008    15:31:47    anonymous    it took me 6hrs once to get my picture taken at the dmv
    23/07/2008    15:31:52    anonymous    A PICTURE
    23/07/2008    15:31:56    anonymous    SIX HOURS
    23/07/2008    15:32:00    anonymous    custom_facepalm
    23/07/2008    15:32:10    Skooma    SHUT UP YOU HATE POOR PEOPLE
    23/07/2008    15:32:23    anonymous    custom_shootingcustom_shooting poor ppl
  • jen said she was leaving town for a few days to go to some family reunion in Moline.
  • we all agreed it was stupid that Christian Bale was arrested for yelling at his mom. lol britain.
  • Morcova came in. jen told him to get /b/ to raid Viacom.
  • 23/07/2008    16:17:35    Jenoriffic    I bet they’ll have an easier time getting rid of viacom than scientology
  • godshatter showed up.
  • then all the guys talked about IT stuff for a while.
  • godshatter’s mom is anemic. King_Alf thinks he might be too. then everyone talked about what foods are good for adding iron to ur blood. jdh’s dad has diabetes but it’s not the kind you get cuz ur a fat slob, he got it in his 20s.custom_cry
  • 23/07/2008    16:42:28    Alforiffic   yea, according to my records, there’s only a shitload of awesome in my genetics
  • then morcova and godshatter talked about how gay they are cuz they think texas is omr the awesomest state ever, dur, and omr were so lucky to have been born in it. custom_rolleyescustom_facepalm
  • srsly i can’t believe ppl like morcova and alex actually buy into that texas bullshit. newsflash: we’re all lol’ing at you guys cuz of that.
  • godshatter finally figured out how to still post at pw from work. he just has to use opera.
  • jdh and King_Alf still warring mac vs pc.
  • Rich is bringing jen ice cream. CHOCOLATE!!!
  • King_Alf hates rocky road but told his gf that he likes it cuz it’s her fav. jesus, be honest, it’s ice cream for god’s sake!! godshatter said he likes birthday cake flavored ice cream, jdh likes mint chocolate chip, me too!!!
  • YAY my tunebite finally worked.
  • 23/07/2008    17:17:15    Kenny    Kenny changes his/her nickname to Kenoriffic
    23/07/2008    17:17:20    Kenoriffic   
    23/07/2008    17:17:28    Alforiffic    
    23/07/2008    17:17:32    Jenoriffic   
    23/07/2008    17:17:41    adminoriffic 
    23/07/2008    17:17:43    godshatter   
    23/07/2008    17:17:45    Kenoriffic    FUCK
    23/07/2008    17:17:47    Kenoriffic    FAIL
    23/07/2008    17:17:51    adminoriffic    C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
    23/07/2008    17:17:56    Jenoriffic    C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER
    23/07/2008    17:17:57    godshatter    quack?
    23/07/2008    17:17:58    Alforiffic     lolz
    23/07/2008    17:17:58    Jenoriffic    FUCK
    23/07/2008    17:17:58    Kenoriffic   
  • 23/07/2008    17:21:39    jdh    anyone who adds iffic to their name is a fag
    23/07/2008    17:21:44    adminoriffic    adminoriffic changes his/her nickname to Alex
    23/07/2008    17:21:47    jdh    oriffic
    23/07/2008    17:21:59    anonymous    damn alex was quick
    23/07/2008    17:22:05    anonymous    talk about homophobic
  • jdh got this app on facebook that notifies him when one of his friends upates their profile.
  • barf, godshatter & King_Alf kept saying kenny wanted to toss jenny’s salad. Alex didn’t know who jenny was.
  • 23/07/2008    17:25:07    jdh    I DONT KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT STOP TELLING ME WHEN SOMEONE CHANGED THEIR PROFILE
  • then i went and changed my profile.
  • 23/07/2008    17:27:57    jdh    why would they make a notification thing where you couldnt choose which notficiations you wanted !!!!!!!!!!!!
  • alex says /b/ was never good. jen said why can’t they do something useful like take down Viacom. apparently cuz they don’t believe in Xenu, kenny says.
  • OMR WHO IS CASEYFACE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
  • King_Alf wants to go home but mr. boss man wants him to finish some project. we’re gonna try to help.
  • 23/07/2008    17:39:13    Kenny    download a virus onto the network
    23/07/2008    17:39:24    anonymous    start a fire
    23/07/2008    17:39:28    anonymous    pull the fire alarm
    23/07/2008    17:39:37    Alex    “Sorry boss. I can’t work. Network closed due to AIDS”
    23/07/2008    17:39:38    anonymous    call in a bomb thread
    23/07/2008    17:39:46    anonymous    yeah AIDS
    23/07/2008    17:39:48    Kenny    Bomb the boulding
    23/07/2008    17:40:05    anonymous    pull a hamstring
    23/07/2008    17:40:13    anonymous    put salt in ur eye
  • LOL KENNY’S WALL O’ WANGS
  • jen still can’t see the new facebook design.
  • King_Alf said if rich loses his leg he should sell it on ebay. rich said good idea.
  • lol my iq is higher than angelina jolie. so i got that going for me.
  • gah kenny strikes back
  • 23/07/2008    18:20:49    jdh    the online members list is a rainbow
    23/07/2008    18:21:03    anonymous    gay agendaz
    23/07/2008    18:21:08    anonymous   
    23/07/2008    18:21:11    Kenny   
    23/07/2008    18:21:15    jdh    gaybo
  • we talked about horrible av’s some ppl have at pw. especially anapa & citalopramrefugee.
  • 23/07/2008    18:38:51    jdh    u know youre poor when you don’t have enough energy to say the whole word
    23/07/2008    18:38:55    jdh    IM PO
  • 23/07/2008    18:39:14    Kenny    you have to pay alex?
    23/07/2008    18:39:25    jdh    he’s that good?
    23/07/2008    18:39:36    anonymous    umm yeah he doesn’t help me with my sites for fun ding dong
  • then we lol’d about that black chick in san diego who said her music teacher called her fat and ugly. her dad is in the video and he’s hilarious.
  • see? this is what we have to put up with!!!
  • 23/07/2008    18:56:54    Alftastic  what’s black-white-black-white and green?
    23/07/2008    18:57:13    Alftastic  two skunks fighting over a pickle, of course
  • ^_^ showed up, so did meatwad. they both love ricky gervais.
  • kenny & jen talked about traveling across the universe and if it’s possible to go faster than the speed of light. which is what the Large Hadron Collider is trying to figure out. unless it rips apart time & space first.
  • jdh says mars is harboring terrorists.
  • then we talked about aliens and if they would have evolved past sex. King_Alf said maybe they have persistent 6yr orgasms. i say he’s thought about that way too much.
  • King_Alf left to play tennis. jdh is good at wii tennis but not in rl so much.
  • by the time we go to europe, i hope i have those spycam sunglasses.
  • jason said he won’t have enough to get internet for awhile when he moves out. he needs a wifi card but doesn’t have $30. i offered to give him $8.
  • 23/07/2008    20:24:05    ^_^    oh stop being such a crybaby jason
    23/07/2008    20:24:07    anonymous    shudder lets think of something jason can do for $30
    23/07/2008    20:24:18    ^_^    you got tons of shit ou can selkl
    23/07/2008    20:24:21    ^_^    sell
    23/07/2008    20:24:26    ^_^    whiner
  • then we tried to figure out how he could make the $.
  • 23/07/2008    20:24:28    anonymous    sperm
    23/07/2008    20:24:31    anonymous    blood
    23/07/2008    20:24:34    anonymous    plasma
    23/07/2008    20:24:35    ^_^    ya
    23/07/2008    20:24:39    ^_^    organs
    23/07/2008    20:24:49    anonymous    are you telling me you can’t take $ from ur parents
    23/07/2008    20:24:52    anonymous   
  • MattC came in wondering how rich was doing. he’s being stalked by a giant crab-like spider hanging above him atm.
  • jonas is still going back & forth over this freaking scooter.
  • 23/07/2008    20:49:51    anonymous    lol blackdog ” I just can’t bring myself to believe in aliens but I believe whole heartedly in God, go figure.”
    23/07/2008    20:50:03    jdh   
    23/07/2008    20:50:10    ^_^    lol blackdog
    23/07/2008    20:50:16    ^_^    what a tard
    23/07/2008    20:50:39    anonymous    go figure” like that’s so hard to imagine
  • 23/07/2008    20:58:27    anonymous    20:57:41 ‹jdh› i drive to my mailbox
    23/07/2008    20:58:46    anonymous    well jdh has a giant estate
    23/07/2008    20:58:51    ^_^    ya
    23/07/2008    20:58:57    ^_^    hes still lazy tho
    23/07/2008    20:58:57    anonymous    so his mailbox is like 30miles away
    23/07/2008    20:59:18    jdh    my estate is massive
    23/07/2008    20:59:28    anonymous    liek ur wang
    23/07/2008    20:59:34    anonymous    and bank acct
  • omr then the weirdest thing happened. some person showed up and said they were from sweden and found the afcore site somehow and came into chat.
  • 23/07/2008    21:04:18    jdh    do we know you?
    23/07/2008    21:04:29    WasteOfAir896    I’m just curious crusing the net, no you really dont
    23/07/2008    21:04:39    jdh    OMG  A NEWB
    23/07/2008    21:04:45    anonymous   
    23/07/2008    21:04:47    jdh    a new person!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    23/07/2008    21:04:52    WasteOfAir896    hehe
    23/07/2008    21:05:03    anonymous    wow how the fuck did you find this place
    23/07/2008    21:05:08    jdh    welcome to our child molester enclave, LOL
    23/07/2008    21:05:16    jdh   
    23/07/2008    21:05:19    WasteOfAir896    I’m from Denmark :-) lol
    23/07/2008    21:05:28    fagoriffic    what color are your drapes?
    23/07/2008    21:05:32    WasteOfAir896    so excuse my english, I know it sucks
    23/07/2008    21:05:47    WasteOfAir896    blue? ;-)
    23/07/2008    21:05:53    jdh    i can’t tell you’re foreign
    23/07/2008    21:06:07    anonymous    srsly like our englis is so great
    23/07/2008    21:06:15    WasteOfAir896    ok, so what is this room about or rather who are you people?
  • now after reading this again, the whole “blue?” with a wink makes me think this person wasn’t so random. jdh was right to be suspicious.
  • LOL josh - 23/07/2008    21:09:52    josh    stop being polite, it won’t make us hate you less
  • ain’t that the truth

1 comment.

yeti for sale, UR LEG IS GONNA FALL OFF, gay for pay

Posted on July 23rd, 2008 by 655321.
Categories: chatz.

7-22-08

  • Jen said she’s really starting to like HDR (high dynamic range) photography.
  • as usual, i had major problems trying to install tunebite.custom_facepalm
  • wow, King_Alf has 400 ppl who watch his flickr acct.
  • MattC came in but he never says much.
  • jdh said piratebay was down for him now. custom_panic wasn’t working for me or MattC when we tried either.
  • Kenny showed up. he found someone selling a yeti on craigslist. custom_laugh
  • Kenny is mad cuz the college he wanted to go to in the fall is telling him he missed the cutoff date and might have to start in the spring instead.
  • jason came in, he found an apt. custom_confetti
  • OMR jen came in and said rich has some crazy infection on his leg custom_paniccustom_panic
  • then we spent like 30 min trying to convince jen to make rich see the doctor NAO.
  • jason, rich and me are all allergic to penacillin.
  • jdh finally got photoshop.
  • MattC posted the cutest puppy pic. awwwwcustom_wub
  • then rich showed up and we were all “omr see the dr you stubborn ass!!” custom_shooting
  • 22/07/2008    16:43:24    Matt    rich, if you die, who will I loathe on the internet?
  • Kenny reassured him that the doctor won’t touch his balls.
  • 22/07/2008    16:49:48    jdh    PEOPLES LEGS DONT JUST TURN RED AND SWELL UP FOR NO REASON
    22/07/2008    16:49:59    Alfzorz    UNLESS THEY USE MACS
    22/07/2008    16:49:59    anonymous    GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  • jdh is all happy cuz he found out his college gives students tons of free software. custom_thumbup
  • then we talked about jay leno being replaced. jason can’t wait for his last day. jdh hates conan o’brien. i just want kimmel to die already.
  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO custom_angry jen’s brother gave away 2 of her kitties. poor chaos & majorgrey.
  • jdh hates animal hair.
  • 22/07/2008    18:01:14    jdh    HOW ABOUT WE FUCKING GET OVER THAT THERE ARE GAY PEOPLE AND STOP BEING SUCH ASSHOLES
    22/07/2008    18:02:21    anonymous    oh that’s too easy
  • alex showed up. he said lesbians are awesome, jdh & i say they are overrated. especially since 95% of the ones in porn gay for pay, not like they are really into it.
  • alex fixed my blog with emotes. YAY!!!
  • 22/07/2008    18:36:30    ^_^    drm is evil and flawed.
    22/07/2008    18:36:40    ^_^    you should strip it on principle
    22/07/2008    18:36:58    ^_^    it probably wouldnt work on your ipod anymore tho
    22/07/2008    18:37:27    anonymous    :lol:.
    22/07/2008    18:37:32    anonymous    corporate slave
    22/07/2008    18:38:07    ^_^    yeah *points and laughs*
  • 22/07/2008    19:39:41    anonymous    jdh shops at the billionaaire store
    22/07/2008    19:44:40    jdh    billionaire store?
    22/07/2008    19:44:56    jdh    well im a corporate slave, where else should i shop
  • OMR then the most annoying thing happened. for some reason after King_Alf left work, his stupid computer kept making him quit chat and come back in. OVER AND OVER AGAIN.custom_shootingcustom_angrycustom_facepalm
  • we were all super annoyed at it. alex left before we could ask him to ip ban King_Alf till next morning.
  • 22/07/2008    20:30:14    jdh    he’s probably off participating in some anti-mac ritual

3 comments.

super mario = never nude, REAL MEN RAHHHHH!!!, he hates these hotcakes!!

Posted on July 22nd, 2008 by 655321.
Categories: chatz.

7-21-08

  • gah, emotes where art thou?!?! :panic: :panic: :cry:
  • godshatter is having problems getting pw at work.
  • wow, that whole ‘overrated bands’ thread took a weird, lame turn. :hyper: beatles fans are the worst of all the fanbois, ever. King_Alf agreed.
  • i told King_Alf & jen about this cute kitty that wandered into our yard this wkend while we were on the patio. it’s still hanging around.
  • jen was debating some dude on youtube about feminism and he deleted his acct. :lol: she made an awesome bkfast of eggs, hashbrowns & sausage.
  • jen is supposed to get her cats back this week.
  • 21/07/2008    13:20:46    anonymous    that shot looks like it’s from one of those 70s movies about satan
    21/07/2008    13:21:14    Jen    my whole apartment looked like it was from a 70’s movie about satan
  • I need to go to mexico soon and get some meds.
  • 21/07/2008    13:52:56    Jesus Alf   grab a shitload of viagra and sell it for like 8 bucks a pill.  It’s up to 11 - 16 bucks per pill now here in the states, and demand remains strong.  Here’s a hint: sell it to women with husbands or BFs, not to dudes with fragile egos
    21/07/2008    13:53:20    Jesus Alf   they’ll go like hotcakes
    21/07/2008    13:53:42    Jesus Alf   even though I’ve never liked hotcakes, and disagree with that statement as a result
  • King_Alf said he didn’t have an old digicam to give me & ^_^. he checked it this wkend but it doesn’t work anymore.
  • i’d like to find a gif of a black woman going ‘mmmhmmm’.
  • omr the servers went down :panic: :panic: :panic:
  • 21/07/2008    14:56:10    Jesus Alf    This chat is so racist
    21/07/2008    14:56:19    Jesus Alf    it hates me because I’m white.
  • YES! OVERRATED BAND FIGHT!! 21/07/2008    15:00:24    anonymous    lol me and jen are fighting in the overrated band thread
  • i’m a fucking fag moron. ttly.
  • jdh likes the new facebook design.
  • 21/07/2008    15:10:09    jdh    texone is all ‘excuse me, sir, but can you please elaborate on the specifics of the poll…who was polled, where, when, why…. were all 300 million americans, by chance, polled? i have a few more inquiries as well” (thinking of this in nerd voice makes it way better) :hyper:
  • Morcova showed up, he agreed that texone sucks and maine overreacts. he gave us this link of a hot coffee mod with super mario. :lol:
  • 21/07/2008    15:53:57    jdh    hahahaahaha
    21/07/2008    15:54:01    jdh    dry humping
  • 21/07/2008    15:41:26    Morcova    dagny doesn’t look like a teenage boy so she’s not bob’s type
  • omr this next thing is so hilarious
  • 21/07/2008    15:45:55        faggot656 joins My room
    21/07/2008    15:46:44    anonymous    identify plz
    21/07/2008    15:48:49    anonymous    faggot id please or ur gonna be kicked
    21/07/2008    15:49:10    Morcova    lol oh wow they made you a mod
    21/07/2008    15:49:22    anonymous    well i only live here
    21/07/2008    15:49:37    faggot656    faggot656 quit (kicked from My room by anonymous - reason: no reason)
    21/07/2008    16:00:09        faggot656 joins My room
    21/07/2008    16:06:27    anonymous    oh ur back
    21/07/2008    16:06:35    anonymous    are you gonna say something
    21/07/2008    16:07:20    anonymous    alex doesn’t like ppl to come in here and not id right away
    21/07/2008    16:07:31    anonymous    so id or i have to kick you again
    21/07/2008    16:08:19    anonymous    HAY FAGGOT656
    21/07/2008    16:08:22    anonymous    WE’RE TALKING TO YOU
    21/07/2008    16:09:03    faggot656    faggot656 quit (kicked from My room by anonymous - reason: no reason)
    21/07/2008    16:09:14    jdh    wut a fgt
    21/07/2008    16:19:34        faggot656 joins My room
    21/07/2008    16:21:12    anonymous    faggot im not even givingyou a chance this time dont fucking come in here if ur not gonna fucking ID
    21/07/2008    16:21:20    faggot656    faggot656 quit (kicked from My room by anonymous - reason: no reason)
    21/07/2008    16:22:49    anonymous    where the fuck is jen
    21/07/2008    16:24:54        faggot656 joins My room
    21/07/2008    16:25:00    faggot656    :angry:
    21/07/2008    16:25:04    faggot656    It’s me darc :lol:
    21/07/2008    16:25:05    jdh    LOLZ
    21/07/2008    16:25:07    anonymous    fucking identify
    21/07/2008    16:25:08    faggot656    faggot656 changes his/her nickname to Jen
    21/07/2008    16:25:13    anonymous    :facepalm:
    21/07/2008    16:25:16    Jen    :facepalm:
    21/07/2008    16:25:22    jdh    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    21/07/2008    16:25:38    anonymous    :hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper::hyper:
    21/07/2008    16:25:45    Jen    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    21/07/2008    16:25:47    jdh    lmao bbl
    21/07/2008    16:25:58    anonymous    we thought u were a spy
    21/07/2008    16:26:01    anonymous    :panic::panic::panic::panic:
    21/07/2008    16:26:22    Jen    I didn’t even know I got logged out until I noticed I was kiced from the room :lol:
    21/07/2008    16:26:30    anonymous    :p
    21/07/2008    16:26:41    anonymous    well give me ur ip now
    21/07/2008    16:26:43    anonymous    :awesome:
  • King_Alf said he needed more mod powers. :facepalm:
  • godshatter doesn’t use facebook. King_Alf said he doesn’t like the social network dealies.
  • facebook crashed jdh’s browser. King_Alf said that’s unpossible.
  • 21/07/2008    17:07:58    Jesus, Alf    browsers can’t crash on macs
    21/07/2008    17:09:14    Jesus, Alf    you just imagined it.  What really happend was “it just worked”
  • ^_^ showed up, she’s glad King_Alf has been down on apple.
  • I made a wrap. King_Alf said that Arby’s has good wraps. ^_^ said the ones by here don’t do the ham & swiss ones anymore.
  • King_Alf said that he thinks wallabies are rad. if he lived in AU, he’d have one and name it Sam. jdh said that if he was rich he’d pay someone to play the didgeridoo and he’s walk around and say ‘mate’ all the time.
  • my mom bought some pos mp3, sylvania :facepalm:, that sucks ass. maybe she can return it. at least it was only $20.
  • Kenny took new pics for the men of afcore calendar thread.
  • King_Alf threatened to tell more lame jokes. :panic: kenny started to encourage him but ^_^ put a stop to that nonsense.
  • lol kenny didn’t know what igoogle is.
  • 21/07/2008    19:37:48    jdh    HAHA I HAVE INFECTED MADAGASCAR
  • 21/07/2008    19:40:49    Jesus, Alf   One of these days I really want to write a short story using mostly emotes with only minor descriptive wording. - YES DO THAT.
  • jason still looking for an apt.
  • Kenny bought Crysis the other day but hasn’t installed it yet. him & jason talked about gaming and computers for a while.
  • 21/07/2008    20:17:34    jdh    ONLY A REAL MAN CALLS HIS CAT PUSSY
  • ^_^ wants Kenny to fix her up with some of his rich friends. i said go for jonas’s brother since we know he has $.
  • jason has dloaded so much stuff that he won’t even need cable when he moves out. good going!
  • i said it’d be hilarious if shudder and jason were forced to be a couple. holy shit that’s a lot of bickering.
  • 21/07/2008    20:37:30    ^_^    jonas is home.  he needs to come into chatz.
    21/07/2008    20:37:59    anonymous    you gotta a cam on him?
    21/07/2008    20:38:01    jdh    ^_^ has a webcam in jonas’s house that is always on
    21/07/2008    20:38:03    anonymous    :lol:
    21/07/2008    20:38:09    jdh    omg jinz
    21/07/2008    20:38:13    anonymous    :hyper:
    21/07/2008    20:38:13    jdh    jinx
    21/07/2008    20:38:15    ^_^    no but that would be funnay
    21/07/2008    20:38:28    anonymous    that would be funnier if we all did it
  • lol i got the year we were married mixed up. it was 2003 not 2004. :facepalm: at least i got the date right.
  • jdh, Kenny and me are all major food snobs. ^_^ finds that lame.
  • 21/07/2008    21:01:45    Jen    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/dreams0fdali/kenny-1.png
    21/07/2008    21:02:55    ^_^    pfft no way!  you had to make something humping him at least.
    21/07/2008    21:03:46    jdh    wow jen thats really good
    21/07/2008    21:03:58    Jen    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    21/07/2008    21:04:06    jdh    he wooks like a wittle angel!
    21/07/2008    21:04:18    jdh    FAG
    21/07/2008    21:04:29    jdh    :lol::lol:
    21/07/2008    21:05:08    Jen    everyone looks gay holding a camera
  • 21/07/2008    21:08:54    ^_^    i should go out walking since its cloudy but i’m kinda tipsy.  should go anyways?
    21/07/2008    21:09:32    jdh    stop drinking ya drunk
    21/07/2008    21:09:45    jdh    drink 14 gallons of water then go
    21/07/2008    21:10:09    ^_^    i dont wanna die from water poisoning.  :cry:
    21/07/2008    21:11:48    jdh    ban water then

7 comments.

I AM SEMCO DO NOT FEAR ME, MANLY MENS ONLY, omr it’s neverborn moar liek neverlaid m i rite?!?!

Posted on July 21st, 2008 by 655321.
Categories: chatz.

7-17-08

holy fuck, i’m the worst person ever for updating so late.

  • Jen & King_Alf talked for awhile about graphic design, illustration, web design and freelancing.
  • King_Alf did web design for a yr or so when he was ‘younger’. lol ‘younger’. he said it got annoying cuz the clients never knew what they wanted, they just knew it wasn’t what he was putting out there.
  • lol, this was the start of Semco thread.
  • 17/07/2008    12:16:39  < Jen >   I fucking hate it when people comment on stuff without even watching/reading what the original post is about
  • then i showed up in panic mode (emotes not working, thx upgrade :angry:).
  • 17/07/2008    12:23:47   < anonymous>    :wub: i love jen she panics sympathetically with me
  • i agreed that njkeating is tedious.
  • Kenny showed up. He said his job has been gay about ppl being on the internet lately. :shooting:
  • godshatter showed up starving to death. the menus he was proofreading were just from the press and the fumes were giving him a headache.
  • 17/07/2008    12:50:20 <  Jen >   THIS SYSTEM WILL NEVER WORK EVEN THOUGH I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE HELL ANYONE IS TALKING ABOUT
  • godshatter said something about how it’s the same 4 or 5 ppl in here. yeah, so?!? other ppl come in, some ppl just don’t log out ever. then he left for lunch.
  • then he came back 15min later. him & King_Alf bitched about fat middle aged women in lunchrooms who gab about fashion mags incessantly and watch Divorce Court or Ellen. i say enduring the hell that those scenarios are actually gives you deeper insight into the human psyche. or maybe that’s something i tell myself so i feel like eavesdropping on ppl and their lames lives actually serves a purpose. either way, it’s works.
  • they talked about beer for awhile. they both like Fat Tire. godshatter doesn’t like IPA’s. they both like Arrogant Bastard and since ur both retarded i’ll clarify the confusion you had: Arrogant Bastard is a beer brewed by Stone Brewing Co. it’s not the name of the brewing company itself. and yes, godshatter, they make an IPA and it’s called Stone IPA. they also make one called Ruination, which btw has more alcohol than Arrogant Bastard. also, every yr they make Vertical Epic: These bottle-conditioned ales are specifically designed to be aged until sometime after December 12th, 2012.   how do i know all this? oh cuz the brewery is like 2miles from my house. :whistle:
  • i was sending out resumes. there’s been a lot of part-time office stuff in the paper lately. then i made the mistake of saying i hated outlook in front of King_Alf & godshatter.
  • 17/07/2008    14:11:40    godshatter    gmail is just personal email with no extra features
    17/07/2008    14:11:54    Teh_Alf   outlook is desinged to work directly with an exchange server, and in that environment, it blows the other clients away
    17/07/2008    14:12:03    anonymous    :rolleyes:
    17/07/2008    14:12:09    anonymous    ok guys i don’t care
    17/07/2008    14:12:12    anonymous    please
    17/07/2008    14:12:17    godshatter    lol
    17/07/2008    14:12:21    Teh_Alf   it’s a collaboration software, not just email
    17/07/2008    14:12:28    Teh_Alf   email is a small part of it
    17/07/2008    14:12:29    godshatter    :panic::panic::panic::panic:
    17/07/2008    14:12:31    anonymous    jesus like i just insulted ur moms or something
    17/07/2008    14:12:34    anonymous    who gives a shit
    17/07/2008    14:12:41    Teh_Alf    my mom loves outlook
    17/07/2008    14:12:54    godshatter    i was conceived through outlook :monocle:
    17/07/2008    14:13:10    Teh_Alf     email cyber-sex baby!
  • srsly, King_Alf thanks for the best cover letter ever!!!  “Here ya go, bitches.  Give me the job, or don’t.  It’s not like I care.”
  • then the resident alcoholics talked about beer and brewing beer, AGAIN. surprised jason’s spidey sense wasn’t tingling & he didn’t come running into chat at the mention of booze.
  • I wish jen & ^_^ talked more. then we could have a podcast and talk about different stuff in the news, etc.
  • jdh was waiting for his AP score to come back.
  • I took all our money out of the bank. I feel safer keeping it at home. plus, we’ve been stocking up on silver lately. which i keep, in MY piggy bank.
  • we’re still loling over the pool’s closed ordeal. the follow up is funnier than what kicked it off.
  • jdh says that ‘meme’ should be pronounced ‘mem’ and i say it should be ‘meh-mee’.
  • 17/07/2008    15:41:31    Jen    IF YOU DON’T PLAY PAINTBALL YOU’RE NOT A MAN!!!!! - word.
  • 17/07/2008    15:48:51    jdh    “My friend and I were just finished with mutual masturbation and then I asked him to play paintball but he didn’t want to get hurt. What a fag”
  • then we lol’d a lot over the paintball thread and how retarded ppl were being in it.
  • it’s annoying when godshatter does the /shrug thing but he said there’s no emote that comes close to it. i said that’s what the rollyeyes one does.
  • jdh almost got in a wreck at a four way stop. :panic: some minivan went and then he did and they stopped right in the middle of the intersection and he had to swerve to avoid hitting them and almost hit another car.
  • Kenny said some hot azn chick at his job loves camping as much as him.
  • then we all argued AGAIN about the scooters me & ^_^ wanna get. kenny walks to work but he’s bitching about this thing only having a 3gal tank. :facepalm: then King_Alf & ^_^ got into over whether it was a trike or not.
  • Skooma came in, tomorrow is his last day of school! he better be in chat more now. :angry:
  • I told kenny if he doesn’t read my blog, i’m just gonna use it to talk shit about him and post pics and make fun of them. :awesome:
  • lol poor Skooma. his parents are really super gay and shelter the shit out of him. he’s freakin 18 and his mom wants him to take driving lessons before he gets his license.
  • 17/07/2008    19:51:15    Skooma    I feel so American right now
    17/07/2008    19:51:26    Skooma    I want to drive a truck down to a steakhouse
    17/07/2008    19:51:27    Skooma   and eat a giant steak
    17/07/2008    19:51:30    Skooma  made of trucks
    17/07/2008    19:51:37    Skooma    American flag painted trucks
  • ^_^ likes to chew gum and make smacking noises. she’s tired of living with a smelly old lady.
  • 17/07/2008    20:54:01    jdh    PS. GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SO WITTY
    17/07/2008    20:54:06    Skooma    THROWING THINGS AND LITTERING IS MANLY
    17/07/2008    20:54:08    anonymous    :lol::lol:
    17/07/2008    20:54:14    ^_^    CAUSE REAL MEN LITTER
    17/07/2008    20:54:24    ^_^    AND NOT CARE BOUT THE ENVIROMENT
  • poor jason can’t find a decent apt.
  • Batman cures cancer, aids, RA, makes ur penis bigger, gives you an erection, invented time travel, will end world hunger, end all wars and most likely will save network tv. so say we all, ^_^ made it official.
  • neverborn showed up at PW ent forum. he was bored so jen & ^_^ told him to come into chat.
  • HAY NEVERBORN SHOWED UP!! chat was really busy at this point. everyone said who they were so he’d know.
  • he’s not dating dagny anymore. she’s all gothed out and dating some fat balding dude. lol college.
  • then everyone tried to remember when they first came to PW and what happened to all the other regulars who’ve since disappeared. like homebrewer, WE ALL MISS YOU SO MUCH. :cry:
  • jonas showed up, he wants to buy one of the scooters me & ^_^ like. :awesome:
  • josh showed up.
  • 17/07/2008    23:38:17    josh    i wanna fuck chicks and shoot arabs
    17/07/2008    23:38:24    josh    or fuck arabs and shoot chicks
    17/07/2008    23:38:43    anonymous    i bet it’s the 2nd one

1 comment.

delayed

Posted on July 18th, 2008 by 655321.
Categories: chatz.

damn it, john is making me go do stuff so the chat update for thursday will be up later today.

3 comments.

dying alone & hated yay!, ur feet stank like chz, free adult diapers you say?!

Posted on July 17th, 2008 by 655321.
Categories: chatz.

7-16-08

  • horselady called for the assassination of obama cuz he wants to refore immigration policies. wacko
  • King_Alf agreed with me that those busted tees chicks are freakin’ annoying.
  • King_Alf took that personality quiz and it told him he was a criminal. that’s not so bad, it basically called the rest of us loser loners who’d never meet anyone. it told jason he’d die alone & hated. although, aside from that part, it really did nail jason’s personality.
  • I made my mom cry. If she only waited like i told her to, we could’ve bought one of the new condos they built downtown that are being auctioned this wkend. starting at $89k! damn her horrible financial decision making!
  • King_Alf edited my resume for me, how sweet.
  • lol, his gf wants to buy an incubator and raise baby quails.
  • then we talked about how messed up it is to not let prisoners outdoors. if that’s not cruel punishment, i don’t know what is.
  • then we talked about how some ppl are born without the capacity to empathize but most ppl are made that way via environment.
  • ^_^ thinks it’s funny how a lot of us are the same personality types on afcore.
  • 16/07/2008    15:35:11 <  ^_^ >   nerds of a feather flock together
  • lol at internet memes freaking out the rl peeps. THAT’S RACIST!!
  • holy shit, the follow up is even funnier!! “Members of an Internet group called Anonymous insist the “Pool’s Closed” sign that appeared at a neighborhood swimming pool in New Braunfels this week was not a racist attempt to keep black children out of the pool, but a harmless joke that started on a social networking site.”
  • I cleaned my bathroom and the simple green i sprayed all over hurt my throat.
  • godshatter said when he was a counselor at the Boys & Girls Club they cleaned out the arts & crafts using ammonia and paint thinner with only one window for ventilation. it was the worst headache ever!!
  • he has a newfound love for tootsie rolls. barf. ^_^ agrees with the barf part.
  • ^_^ was outside with her woofies.
  • then we talked about butter vs. margarine nutrition-wise. I say butter is better even if there’s more calories as it’s all natural and margarine is basically one step away from plastic. ^_^ uses that I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter.
  • the maple syrup i have says one serving is 1/4cup. that’s a lot of syrup and it’s like 260 calories per serving. i’m glad i don’t use much syrup. i like my pancakes with just butter.
  • jen, ^_^ and i say james franco is hawt.
  • we talked about the bank run on indymac and how we’re taking our money out of our banks too. i hope all of them fall and hard.
  • josh came in for a bit and we finally put the whole 3d analyze/tf2 thing to rest. my computer blows and i’m really not in the position to do anything about it atm.
  • for some reason, all the shortcut keys on my ms keyboard decided to start working after i dloaded the new firefox. whatever, i’m stoked!!
  • josh wondered who uses faxes still. i told him businesses still do and then we lol’d at ppl keeping actual paper files still.
  • then we talked about creepy work stalkers.
  • josh said his fingers smell like parmesan cheese, ^_^ said to quit touching his feet.
  • wow, helen mirren is really in shape for 63.
  • josh said fatima is gone for 2wks. she went to visit family in michigan.
  • jason showed up still bitching about the weather.
  • jdh said peaches have been really good lately. i agree, i’ve been eating them for desert all week.
  • lol, ffxiii is srs biz. josh showed us this super dork getting pissed off at it being on xbox360.
  • he left and then we talked about andy dick being arrested for pulling some chicks top down and being andy dick. lol, scary mugshot.
  • logan showed up. him, jason & King_Alf talked about weed forever.
  • i can’t believe i spent 11 freakin’ mins on hold with Albertson’s just to find out if they had tilapia and they still never told me.
  • jdh is in love with jibjab.
  • then ppl argued over weight and exercise and nutrition.
  • then we lol’d over stuff posted at craigslist. srsly, why do ppl even bother posting shit without a pic?! lol someone was giving away free adult diapers.
  • poor ^_^. i left to eat dinner and King_Alf subjected her to his lame jokes.
  • ^_^ said it sucks when you have a dream and have an ephiphany from it and then can’t remember it. i agree, we’d be so much more advanced if we could record our dreams.
  • King_Alf had a dream about a pencil with a broken tip. obviously the pencil represents his path in life and it’s broken because he’s working for the man and not able to reach his full potential. or his penis is broked.
  • jonas came in looking for an xp activation crack.
  • Skooma and meatwad showed up.
  • meatwad can’t find anyone to go to the bar with him, jason wants to go out too.

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are you japanese or just happy to see me, eating red pandas, jesus in the NT? no wai

Posted on July 16th, 2008 by 655321.
Categories: chatz.

7-15-08

  • horselady showed up and said there was a muslim in her hubby’s sock drawer. lol good one King_Alf!
  • King_Alf must’ve been sleepy, he thought i was married to rich.
  • I was having trouble reading the logs on notepad but i figured out how to c/p onto wordpad and put in readable order.
  • we laughed about horselady and her asking if megami was japanese or if she just liked japanese names.
  • teh_medic made a funny post at pw-  So I went to eat at this place owned by Muslims in our local mall, and when I tired to order they totally tried to kill me because I wouldn’t submit to the will of Allah. It was crazy.
  • then we talked about McDonald’s Iced Coffee, which is super good btw. I just get it regular flavor with no cream or sugar cuz the way they make it, it’s super sweet. then i put in my own creamer, cinnamon & vanilla extract at home.
  • I think it’d be neat if jen & rich came with us to europe when we visit tony next yr.
  • ^_^ came in, she said her yoga instructor has a huge badonkydonk butt, her words. King_Alf thought all yoga instructors were supposed to be hot guys.
  • then we talked about how pregnancy can really mess up some women’s bodies. like they never go back to their original shape no matter how much they exercise & eat right.
  • ^_^ thinks horselady might be a sock account of freedompuppy. she could be right, either way horselady is an idiot.
  • ^_^ said that astroman & jdh look alike. I say no way, jdh is waaaaaaay cuter. astroman ain’t ugly, it’s just that jdh is actually like good looking & astroman is average. jdh has pretty lips.
  • josh came in for a while and we tried to get my stupid computer to play TF2. nothing worked. I just have to give up the dream of playing. stupid crappy computer.
  • jason got banned from gamestop for saying ‘gaystation’. lol at this rate, he’ll be banned from the internets soon.
  • Airbo showed up. his mom is a professional eyeball roller. ^_^ says mom’s don’t know shit.
  • Airbo thinks those red pandas are cute too. they are adorable. ^_^ says they are called ‘firefoxes’. King_Alf said he wants to bbq and eat one. he finds kittens adorable but still eats them.
  • 15/07/2008    19:14:42 <Muslim_Alf> I’m going to request that “Panda Express” make me a batch of “sweet and sour red-panda”
    15/07/2008    19:17:58 <   ^_^ >   if there is a hell, you’re going to it
    15/07/2008    19:18:23 <   ^_^ >   but then again, so am i probably
    15/07/2008    19:18:41 <   ^_^ >   I’m going to form a clique and not let you be a part of it!
    15/07/2008    19:19:04 <   ^_^ >   one side of the hell lunchroom will belong to me and my gang
    15/07/2008    19:19:29 <  Zionist Airbo >   Can I join?
    15/07/2008    19:19:50 <  ^_^  >   you have to hate alfie.  do you hate everything that is alfie?
    15/07/2008    19:19:59 <  Muslim_Alf > he does.
    15/07/2008    19:20:11 <  ^_^ >   then you can join
    15/07/2008    19:20:29 <  Zionist Airbo >   Cool… I’m in.
  • King_Alf is gonna write in gEORGE as prez with ‘y’all racist’ next to it.
  • 15/07/2008    20:06:41 < jdh >   routing calls makes me think of a big black woman filing her nails and saying ‘mmhmm’
  • jason is gonna start pizza delivery. after all the car stuff, he’ll still make like $30/night.
  • Kenny showed up. His brother was in town visiting him and is leaving wednesday morning. i hope that means Kenny will be in chat more now.
  • me & jen think angry sex is stupid. why do you wanna have sex with someone if ur pissed at them? makes no sense.
  • then we laughed about tal and his retarded post about not knowing that jesus was in the NT. omr was it hilarious.
  • then we talked about how funny it would be if the Green Party won cuz the expressions on their faces when they heard would be priceless. 15/07/2008    21:18:57  <  Jen >   They wouldn’t know what to do… They’d be all ‘dude, we weren’t serious, we just thought it’d be fun to start a new party’

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for jdh or anyone with a iPhone

Posted on July 15th, 2008 by 655321.
Categories: chatz.

iPhone App Review: Shazam helps you ‘Name that tune’

Posted Jul 13th 2008 3:00PM by Nik Fletcher

Have you ever heard some music, be it in the background in a shop, or played on the radio and ever wished you knew the track’s name? That’s the dilemma Shazam sets out to solve.

By launching the application, holding your iPhone to the sound source you want to ‘tag’ and waiting a few seconds to sample the track, Shazam will tell you what that track is, and present you with links to buy the song using the iPhone’s built-in iTunes store, as well as doing a YouTube search for the track to see if there’s any related videos you could see.

In our testing here at Download Squad HQ, the application performed very well with all the music we threw at it (classical, jazz, rock and pop) and even when tested in the middle of a busy city-centre street playing music from another iPhone’s external speaker, the application still correctly identified our tracks. Best of all, Shazam is a free application from the App Store and available now.

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texas is lame, being gay: IT’S THE LAW, larry king? moar like the lizard king

Posted on July 15th, 2008 by 655321.
Categories: chatz.

back to business - 7/14/08

  • aww, someone is beating Kenny to first post lately.
  • I was super sick sunday night. my headache turned into a migraine and then i barfed for like 45min.
  • jdh lectured me about how bad coffee is for my body. i don’t care, i’m addicted!
  • jdh doesn’t like rootbeer, wtf!
  • jason & ^_^ showed up. ^_^ says Oprah needs to be stopped.
  • My brother’s gf got a job at Oxford Uni @ Prague and they are moving next February.
  • ^_^ left to go buy school supplies.
  • Jen showed up and we talked about Prague for a bit and visiting Europe. John gets more & more nervous as talk of moving becomes reality.
  • Jen’s liberalism makes her “feel” there aren’t enough trees in texas. then we talked about how fun it is to troll texone.
  • Oh goody, when jonas unbanned ppl, horselady came back. with a lame ass blog too. cuz we don’t have enough rabid anti-islam ppl at the site already.
  • then we talked about that site tal linked to. apparently, according to him, they are way better at debating there. looks pretty slow and stupid, if you ask me.
  • jdh’s friend came out. the gay agenda is winning.
  • 14/07/2008    16:34:38   <anonymous>    poor jdh he’s gonna be gay by sophmore yr
    14/07/2008    16:34:45   <anonymous>    they’re all gonna get ya
    14/07/2008    16:34:46   <jdh>  
    14/07/2008    16:34:56   <jdh>    but im dont wanna b gay
    14/07/2008    16:35:10   <anonymous>    IT’S THE LAW
    14/07/2008    16:35:12   <anonymous>  
    14/07/2008    16:35:17   <jdh>  
    14/07/2008    16:35:25   <jdh>    i’m gay then!
    14/07/2008    16:35:29   <jdh>   the laws the law!
  • jdh showed us the underwater porn. i guess in some attempt to affirm his non gayness. we all agreed that was super hard to do and not drown. that chick deserves an oscar.
  • I really stuck it to the man and had a ceviche tostada for lunch.
  • Jen said rich was making tacos for dinner. wonder how they turned out.
  • josh showed up briefly to see how that patch went for my stupid computer that can’t play TF2.
  • ^_^ is all excited about starting yoga at the Y. she better stop eating pizza all the time!
  • jdh said girls look better without painted nails. i like to have my toes done every once in a while but my hands i don’t like to paint either.
  • gross, then we talked about that show Intervention and how ^_^ had to watch one on eating disorders in her Nutrition class.
  • Jen said the last storm trashed the garden at leah’s. she has to go over and check up on it.
  • I wanted to go camping this weekend but might not be able to get the truck all registered in time. plus, i forgot Batman was coming out this wkend and really wanna see that.
  • it was Bastille Day. i’ve always loved Marie Antoinette ever since i was like 7 and saw her in this encyclopedia i used to read.
  • then we talked about how i thought it’d be awesome if we still dressed like that, ^_^ and jen said it’d be super hot and heavy to lug all that material around. true but it’s still pretty.
  • I made a list of all the stuff my family has to get done before my brother tony moves.
  • when i watered my plants sunday night, i watched a spider weave his web. it was awesome, he was really racing to get it done before sunset!
  • some new ppl joined up at afcore. jen thinks maybe one of them is christian libertarian. i guess he’s more an agorist than a libertarian now. i didn’t even know he was really christian. jen said he’s just crazy not a christian.
  • great, stupid yahoo puts ur real name as the default ‘from’ on ur email. so the new site i registered at has my real freakin’ name!!
  • maxxpup showed up. he said xbox is gonna run that netflix. i hope that means that netflix is gonna make all of their movies avail for the instant play feature. otherwise, i’d still have to buy a blu-ray player.
  • we talked about ceviche and how i made it.
  • jdh is really into 3oh!3 right now. i like that kind of music.
  • we talked about how old & gross larry king is. i can’t believe he’s only 74! i think that’s a lie. lol seems larry king was a loser in the 70s and he looks like an alien in his wiki photo.
  • hey MacFall showed up! he got new clothes. some girls he knew dragged him to the mall to get some decent clothing.
  • ^_^ was watching ‘Eastern Promises’ with viggo mortensen. i dvr’d it.
  • Kenny showed up finally. i can’t believe i actually miss him. his brother lives in Oceanside so maybe next time Kenny comes to see him, we can meet.
  • then everyone talked about the New Yorker cover. i think it’s pretty gay that ppl are getting offended over it but i find it even more disgusting that all the neo-cons are drooling over it.
  • then we talked about getting into fights. maxxpup got beat up over some girl that ditched her blind date for him and the guy threw him down the stairs.
  • MacFall & maxxpup talked about how there is a monopoly on internet access and not just anyone can have an on ramp.
  • Skooma showed up. him and jdh talked about apps and how they ruined facebook.

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yay bloody revolution day!!

Posted on July 14th, 2008 by 655321.
Categories: chatz.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Storming_of_the_Bastille

The Storming of the Bastille in Paris occurred on 14 July 1789. While the medieval fortress and prison in Paris known as the Bastille contained only seven prisoners, its fall was the flashpoint of the French Revolution, and it subsequently became an icon of the French Republic. In France, Le quatorze juillet (14 July) is a public holiday, formally known as the Fête de la Fédération (Federation Holiday). It is usually called Bastille Day in English.

During the reign of Louis XVI, France faced a major financial crisis, triggered by the cost of intervening in the American War of Independence, and exacerbated by an unequal system of taxation. On 5 May 1789, the Estates-General of 1789 convened to